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Man those stealers are stealing again!
Fred: I'm gonna kill Dean! He stole my freaking pencil!
George: You're gonna kill him for stealing a pencil? Isn't that a bit... over the top?
Fred: It was a mechanical pencil...
George: Go for it!
Stealing by Joshdadestroyer February 21, 2018
The general action of gaining access to an item that belongs to another person, whether it be granted from the owner for a period (borrowing), gaining possession of the item from the original owner (gifting) or the unconcentual taking of property (colloquial stealing).
Stealing/Steal/Stole

Hey Bruski, mind if I steal a pretzel?

This shirt? Brochacho let me steal it after I asked where she got it.

Yeah, this is the declaration of independence Bruno Mars, thanks for noticing, I stole it and am now on the run from the Feds.
Stealing by Magic-Matthias February 5, 2023
Falsely accusing me of stealing so you can justify stealing.
Hym "Which is not what I did to Kendra McKeefry or Marina Derfus. Nor what I did to the YouTube trash. And you idiots allowing these people to invent an imaginary offense and then try to punish me extrajudicially got somebody's kid killed and now you are trying to cover that up as though it isn't the direct result of you prioritizing the stealing the, rape porn, and your kids over me instead of engaging critically with what I have been saying. You cared more about controlling my options than you did a resolution that works for me and you suffered the consequences and I refused to suffer them with you because it isn't my fault. What happened to Liam Payne? You tried to bully the wrong person to death and he killed himself. What happened with the school shootings? You tried to bully someone to death and they killed you instead. So. The only way I'm not going to murder a child is if you stop trying to get me to do what you want UPTO AND INCLUDING work. End of discussion. Concede or roll the dice. No negotiation."
Stealing by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

stealing chromies 

stealing nice valve caps off of cars
Damn dude I went all last night stealing chromies an got sum sick ones!
stealing chromies by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009

Stealing Pencils 

The act of showing that the person is admitting to having sexual attraction to men which makes the person extra extra gay.
John Doe: *Steals pencil*

Joe: Nigga you gay for stealing pencils