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Mayo Squeez 

When after a guy cums, he takes his condem out, pokes a hole in it, then lets the girl suck the cum out from the condom.
dude your sister totaly wanted a mayo squeez with mexican bean dip on the side.
Mayo Squeez by captn mayo November 28, 2009

Squeeze Burger 

An adorably cute dog (cat, person, etc.) that you have an irresistible urge to snuggle.
"Come here girl! Come on! That's it! Who's a good doggie? You are. Oh yes you are. You are so cute, you little squeeze burger."
Squeeze Burger by goose_on_a_roof October 28, 2020

Squeezing toothpaste 

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.
That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

Squeeze the burrito

Dude, I'll be back in 30 minutes, I gotta go squeeze the burrito.

Alabama Squeezebox

An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side
"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"

"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"

Squeezy Hand 

When shaking hands with someone and one person exerts extreme pressure in efforts to establish dominance as the "Alpha" person.
"He gave me the squeezy hand to let me know he was the the boss".
Squeezy Hand by MrFritz August 20, 2013