sprint

Selling Phones to Really Inadequite N@gg@z Today!

Bad reception to people who don't have good credit.

(P1)Hey yo! I got my sprint phone today.

(P2)Got reception?

(P1)No.

(P3)Hey, even my T-Mobile phone has reception.

(P1)My Cingular phone does too.

(P4)Hey yo, my Verizon phone has reception.

(P5)Even Alltel

(P1)Gotta take this phone back. I can't even pick up in Wal-Mart.

sprint by A. N. O'nymous January 1, 2007

sprint

1)A pathetic excuse for a cell phone company that mainly attracts people who can not pay their damn bills or are fresh from the border and have a "valid" green card. 95% of the people who do sign up never pay their bill, and if they do, they walk in to a RadioShack and say "i wunnuh pay my sprintz behul(bill)" Free and Clear America plans now include no roaming cause sprint has no coverage of there own. Hires terrorist for their customer call centers.
2) Sprint PCS aka Sprint Pathetic Customer Service

"my cell phone keeps getting cut off, dang I hate Sprint!"
"What, I ACTUALLY have to pay my sprint bill????"
"Letz cruise ups to radioshacks and pays our sprint beeelz"

sprint by armybassdude October 19, 2005

Sprint

A pathetic, evil, piece of shit cell phone service, the worst in America. This company is extremely anti-competitive, and simply refuses to give up the monopolistic CDMA technology, even though every other company that made the mistake of choosing it is now giving it up.

Every carrier in the world, whether GSM, CDMA, IDEN or even AMPS, will be going LTE for the fourth generation, except Sprint, who chose the SIMless WiMAX technology, loosely based on CDMA, so they can remain anti-competitive.

Sprint by iBoy2G August 19, 2010

sprint

The GMC counterpart for the Chevrolet El Camino.

I'm so tired of telling people I drive a Sprint, not an El Camino!

sprint by Maggardsquatch May 11, 2006

Sprint

A company that bends the truth. Their customer service people both via phone and in their stores do not care, and half the time you will spend 3 hours on the phone/at the store to get a replacement phone when you have insurance on it.

Example: I purchased full insurance on my phone, and when it broke, they said that it was the battery and that was not covered.

Me: *after waiting in line at the Sprint Store for 2 hours despite the line consisting of 3 people and 4 employees being on duty*: Hey, my phone broke. Can you replace it? I have insurance.

Employee: Nope. Please Leave, I'm off duty in 15 min.

Sprint by a someewhat smart guy September 20, 2009

Sprint

OK, Dope, Fasho, sounds good

Sprint

Sprint by Vanilla Face keepin it real January 21, 2011

Sprint

The correct response to any statement or situation.

Man 1- I'm going to be late for work!
Man 2- Then you SPRINT!

1- I forget the answer to this question.
2- Then you SPRINT!

1- There's a wall in front of me.
2- Then you SPRINT!

1- I'm giving birth.
2- Then you SPRINT!

1- A shark bit off my legs!
2- Then you SPRINT!

1- I have Verizon.
2- Then you SPRINT!

Sprint by BlameSimon January 9, 2010