Sprint

The correct response to any statement or situation.

Man 1- I'm going to be late for work!
Man 2- Then you SPRINT!

1- I forget the answer to this question.
2- Then you SPRINT!

1- There's a wall in front of me.
2- Then you SPRINT!

1- I'm giving birth.
2- Then you SPRINT!

1- A shark bit off my legs!
2- Then you SPRINT!

1- I have Verizon.
2- Then you SPRINT!

by BlameSimon January 09, 2010