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Sodding wank

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Someone who spends the whole day thinking with their head up their urethra or vagina and who should be masturbating instead of having their head lodged inside their pee holes.

Derogatory used to describe someone incredibly stupid.
jim: WTF mary jane wont stop getting high at four twenty pm after skewl
bob: sodding wank
by mrrawrs April 29, 2010
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f*cking. . .
You are a sodding bugger, Monkey sama.
by Murasaki December 13, 2003
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Sodding Mary

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A cocktail similar to a Bloody Mary, but a little ruder. First mentioned by Stephen Fry in the last episode in season four of the British comedy show "A bit of Fry and Laurie". (With "Ruder" they are of course not meaning literally, since this would be very horrible. I mean, a drink that starts insulting you. That's pretty damn scary if you ask me. I'd shit my pants in fear if i ordered a drink and it started insulting me. well, I would be scared, and then insulted, obviously, but if.... whoops, seems I got a bit sidetracked....)

To make it "Ruder" you could:

A) serve it a bit insulting, like intentionally spill some on your customer, or spit in it before serving it, or just don't serve it at all.

Or you can B) add something not normally featured in the Bloody Mary-recipe, like absinthe or tequila.

you can also C) if you feel like combining A and B you can add some high quality crack, since this can be considered quite rude, especially if your unfortunate customer overdoses and dies.
-Would you like a Sodding Mary?
-A what?
-A Sodding Mary. it's like a Bloody Mary but a bit ruder.
-Oh, Ok.
-here you go.
*Punch in face*
by Travis Tee2 February 27, 2010
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Spudding

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Spudding is a sexual fetish where you incorporate any form of potato into your foreplay. This could be anywhere from raw spuds to week old fries.
Hey baby spread some mashed taters on those titties and let's get spudding!
by Lizbo the lezbo November 6, 2020
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A british slang word for "fucking" or "bloody". Basically a way to express ones frustration.
My head does not look like a sodding tic-tac
by DogeMomentt July 20, 2020
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stodding

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When one person boy/girl goes for a younger person typically if the older one is in 12th grade and attempts to date a sophomore or younger
"Did you hear Collin is dating that sophomore"

" yo Collin is definitely stodding"
by Smattdog69 November 1, 2013
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Spudding

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A sexual act involving the insertion of one's testicals into the anus of a ladyfriend followed by the intense slapping of the penis upon the lower back area.
"Mate im gonna give her a right spudding"
"I gave her 2 hours of solid spuddage"
"Dude she looks like shes been spudded silly"
by Hiphopopotomus&Rhymenoceros October 23, 2008
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