split tail beaver 

Pussy

"What you doin tonight? "
"oh probably go hunt split tail beaver."

split tail beaver by 99 pstroke September 12, 2016

Split-tails 

A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.

My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.

Split-tails by GDDPHD February 23, 2015

splittail 

What rednecks and hillbillies call the human female on account of the fact that, when seen in the nude and from behind, the female genitalia (i.e. labia) looks like a tiny, split-in-half tail.

Hail yes, we'se gunna go lookin' fer some splittail!

splittail by zuba February 2, 2005

splittail 

Military term for the human female, either singly or in a group.

"Man, look at all that splittail!"

splittail by Frankie February 5, 2004

Splittail 

Any military 'member' in possesion of their very own uterus.

That spit-tail wants on our ship? She's got permission to board my Johnson

Splittail by JPac August 9, 2003

Splittail 

a fish located in northern california, aka sacramento splittail

Look, I caught a Splittail

Splittail by dan101010 October 9, 2006