solution solver

A person who can find an insurmountable problem for every solution.

We were in danger of running out of problems until our solution solver Barry came in and solved all the solutions that had been decided.

solution solver by Niccolo1512 May 28, 2015

Solution Six

defined as the remedy for many of today's social ills, including over abunance of minorities. Often used in conjuction with alchoholism and fornication.

The Halo 2 player utilized Solution Six to combat his depression and irrational hatred for Blacks.

Solution Six by Lord Commodore January 23, 2005

Solution Architect

Someone in an IT department who is a condescending wanker that spends weeks studying the most simple of problems, produces a pretty colour picture, and tries to preach as to how something should be done. Usually they are entirely wrong.

Solution Architect: I’m the Solution Architect.
Everyone else: You’re a dickhead.

Solution Architect by Hedgehog Juggler October 6, 2021

Solution Architect

The person or employed by your organisation to wade through your bullshit and translate it into layman's terms

<Layman 1> This solution actually makes sense!
<Layman 2> That's unusual. I wonder how that happened
<Solution Architect> My job is done! *exits building*

Solution Architect by nerdorama July 13, 2016

Solution mudbutt 

Solution mudbutt- a method of using an unverifiable illness, muddbutt, that can claimed as a way to use paid sick time to take care of personal business or get out of something you don’t want to do.

Why aren’t they here today? They called and said they were sick and weren’t going to be able to make it. Whatever, that’s solution mudbutt. They had court today and didn’t want anybody to know so they chose solution mudbutt.

Solution mudbutt by Smithsonian October 18, 2019

Solution Builder 

Solution Builder is a small B2B specializing in web development and technological solution for small to medium sized businesses.

As a business owner Solution Builder assisted me with automating my Facebook page posts.

Solution Builder by Solution Builder January 10, 2022

37 cent solution 

Nickname for a handgun bullet.... In other words the cost of solving any problem. So named for the the price of a good bullet.

I reckon all we need to resolve this issue is a 37 cent solution.

37 cent solution by REVROCK May 18, 2011