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Soirée of twenty 

A sophisticated way of saying that your having a fat party.

Very useful when lying to your parents.
Mum : So what are you doing tonight whilst we are away?

Son : Just having a few friends round

Mum : How many exactly???!!!
Son : A soirée of twenty

Mum : Okay darling x

midday soiree 

Pretentious, translation-challenged oxymoron that mistakes the meaning of the French word "soirée" to be "party" instead of "evening." Refers to a meetup of haughty people probably in a yatch eating cucumber sandwiches and wearing breeches.
We look forward to a midday soiree of great company, intriguing conversation, tasty cocktails, and assorted entertainment at The Manor.
midday soiree by rorrzo August 3, 2017

internet soiree

An internet party but with classier beverages, such as mixed drinks and wine.
"thi8s nheternet soiree is totally snweet."
internet soiree by Jack Nance July 26, 2004

Texas Soirée 

The act of pissing inside someone’s ass, or vagina.
Jack - “Can you believe my wife is into piss play? It’s disgusting!”
James - “Yea, just the other day I gave her a Texas Soirée.”
Jack - “A WHAT?!”
When the RA's party together, it is called an RA Soiree. Also, in some cases, if a previously established, non-RA related party consists of over 50% RA's, the party becomes an RA Soiree.

The location is usually the RA that happens to have the biggest room/ the room farthest away from the hall director - RA apartments are ideal. The soiree always goes hard because RA's are generally pretty overworked and can outdrink any other on-campus student worker. Also, where do you think all that confiscated booze goes?
There will be an RA Soiree tonight after the freshmen move out. Don't tell the Building Directors!!
RA Soiree by TopNotchRA May 14, 2023

hump day soiree 

The first "party" of the weekend. Usually just a few frat guys and some chicks sitting around playing drinking games and getting wasted.