Snarglefunk

A type of rare animal that lives in the jungles of Antarctica and spends its days hunting and preying on exotic birds and baby seals native to that region. It is a close realative to the platypus, common llama, and other unidentifiable creatures.

Oh my goodness children! Did you see that snarglefunk eat that baby seal?!

Snarglefunk by amazing-hair January 20, 2011

Snartled 

When someone snores soooooo f.....ng loud they wake themselves up not knowing what has happened!

Michael told me that he was snoring sooooooo loud this morning that it startled him and he woke up! He couldn't believe he Snartled!!

Snartled by rene bootmaker March 4, 2013

Smargledanger 

While playing cards against humanity, after playing a card, you then draw what would have been the perfect card for that hand. (smar-gull-dang-er)

“Ah crap! I just drew a Smargledanger!!”

Smargledanger by Kg114 February 18, 2018

snargleburger 

One's vagina

How dare you talk about my snargleburger in front of all the servants of Downton Abbey!

snargleburger by the Magic Tortoise January 30, 2012

snaggledick 

the result after a girl kicks a guy in his erect penis and breaks it so it does not grow anymore and is forever crooked

No means no. He didn't listen, so I gave him a snaggledick to remind him of that in the future.

snaggledick by BT Daniels September 24, 2012

Snargle 

To lessen the visual impact of a horror movie by filtering it through one's fingers.

While watching Paranormal Activity, I snargled so that I would be protected from the movie's evil!

Snargle by MST3K=<3 January 20, 2010

Snargle 

(v.) The act of waking a person, or animal, into unfavorable conditions.

(adv.) Woken in a unwelcoming manner.

"Oh hey, Dan really snargled me this morning."

"Dude, you snargled the hell out of me!"

"I got toally snargled."

"I snargled the horses."

Snargle by Gary McGuys October 28, 2009