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side hoe day 

The day after Valentines Day (February 14th) when you go and get all the discounted Valentine goodies for your girl (or guy) on the side.
"Hey man, I had to drop 50 bucks yesterday on my girls teddy bear...today its only 10...gotta pick that up for my chick on the side, what u gettin urs for side hoe day?"
side hoe day by Laredo[HK] February 14, 2008
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ho-side hoe

a girl from oceanside who has no life, goes with every guy and is not the best looking girl and not the cleanist girls
sam devine: hey alex, jess wanna be whores for halloween
alex: i thought we were supposed to be sumthing diffrent then what we are evryday
jess: i smell like a horses but

random guy: danm those must be some ho-side hoe
ho-side hoe by josh hartmen November 26, 2007

Emotional Side-hoe 

A biddie in which you partake in late night conversations, discuss feelings, trust, etc; physical attraction may or may not be apparent
Mary, I think I'm Jimmy's emotional side-hoe.
Emotional Side-hoe by MJ17 June 29, 2017

Side Hoe 

A hoe that you fuck with on the side. Once a side hoe always a side hoe.
Person 1: “Yo Sydney, did you know Kyle is fucking around with his side hoe Stephanie? Hes tryna fuck
Person 2: “Damn what a downgrade, she’s ratchet af”

side hoe 

The girl you text after you leave your girls house because you’re alone now and want pics or sex

Usually late at night, or late in the evening
bro who’s that girl you’re texting?

oh that’s just my side hoe

side hoe 

A James McDonald, often annoying and disrespectful to main hoes. Constantly thinks they are the main hoe when in fact they are not.
"omg look at Jerry over there!"
"he's such a side hoe!"
side hoe by baths August 29, 2015

Side hoe 

Cheating but the second girl is okay with it
"Damn, Wayatt has so many side hoe's"
Side hoe by bigred140 March 14, 2018