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The act of masterbation whilst in the shower.
Shwank, shwanking.
Wanking in the shower
Tom: Hey Lewy, you look really refreshed today!
Lewy: Yeah man, just had a shwank, felt so good.
Will: Wtf is a shwank bro?
Lewy: When you have a wank in the shower!
Will: Mad!
shwank by Larry O'Fresh June 2, 2011
the conjunction of she-wank.
ie female masturbation
i'm off for a shwank.
shwank by NeoSpoone April 1, 2007
A object that is the cross between a sword and a shank.
1. She used her shwank to kill the alien because it was small enough to hide.
shwank by noobinator12 November 26, 2010
"I'm getting a verucas, who had a shwank?"
shwank by anal twat March 19, 2009
someone who is cooler than everyone
shwank by Sashi April 21, 2005
This word is a mixture between swank and shway.
That was such a shwank party.
shwank by PYRO November 20, 2002