your shitting me 

I literally don't believe it !!

Dave: I shagged that mud donkey from club eden the other night and she had fish watever disease. She smelled like a mouldy bream.
James: your shitting me !

your shitting me by K100P May 20, 2014

am i shitting me ? 

the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !

i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?

am i shitting me ? by michael foolsley October 21, 2021

are you shitting me 

it basically means are you serious

Megan had sex with Sarah's boyfriend?are you shitting me .

are you shitting me by that bxtch April 17, 2009

You gotta be shitting me! 

The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.

Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"

You gotta be shitting me! by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016

Are you shitting me 

If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?

If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?

Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?

Are you shitting me by CaptainAmetrine December 11, 2019

you got to be shitting me 

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.

Really dude, you got to be shitting me.

you got to be shitting me by AwesomeTed123 May 15, 2015

You're shitting me 

A statement made by a person who is literally passing through the digestive system of another person. The phrase can be used at any time in this process, but would not be audible until the speaker's mouth has exited the anus.

You're shitting me! Hurry up, it's smelly in here!

You're shitting me by Aprileen Alexander December 27, 2006