Shitehawk

a person who looks for trouble, or
a complete bastard.

a horrible thing that will peck off your face.

Shitehawk by Phil Gregory July 7, 2003

Shitehawk

The pterodactyls of the coast, the steely-eyed vermin of the beaches, the sods who've plucked an ice cream out of my hands - seagulls.

Whoa, Fred, what's that trying to make off with your sandwiches?
That's a bloody shitehawk - get away, you bugger!

Shitehawk by Gassi The Cat December 8, 2011

Shitehawk

One who takes a voyeuristic interest in other misfortune.

Those who slow down when driving past an accident in order to gawk at the carnage.

"Look at those shitehawks chasing the ambulance."

Shitehawk by Oz Geordie November 4, 2011

Shitehawk

A name given to the Black Kite bird by British soldiers in India during the Raj due to the predatory and aggressive way it would steal food from their hands. Seagulls, the terror of the seaside, are also known as shitehawks, for same reason.

"Blimey Bert, that shitehawks only gone and nabbed me bully beef"

'Fucksake Liam, that shitehawks had me bastard chips"

Shitehawk by anonymous June 6, 2023

Bombay Shitehawk

Not unlike the common shitehawk, but of a much higher eschelon. Often regarded as king of shitehawkery.

Not only are you a shitehawk, youre a fucking bombay shitehawk.

Bombay Shitehawk by michael1984 December 6, 2005

Bombay Shitehawk

Imaginary bird used to compare to someone who when eating chicken from the bone strips it right down picking every little last bit of meat off.

Mom: "Damn Jack you sure were hungry. A bombay shitehawk would leave more!"
Jack: "Got any more?"

Bombay Shitehawk by John Lennob November 19, 2006

Shitwhacker 

An ignorant, slow-witted person who loafs around the local scene trying to get wasted, repeats whatever you say to everyone and gets themselves arrested on the regular for things most folks are smart enough not to get caught doing. Usually people just leave them be except for the cops, who they always manage to piss off.

"yo, this dude has got a big mouth!"
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."

Shitwhacker by K. Washington July 25, 2016