To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut

Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.

holy shitake mushrooms! by holyshi_take April 10, 2009

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flying shitake

Getting airborne and hitting someone with the tip of your penis

Jumping into the air and giving a mushroom tattoo to someone. AKA the flying shitake

flying shitake by AnthonyCJ March 17, 2008

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Bukakke Shitake

At least three American reality tv shows watched back to back with two or more friends in attendance.

Hey Carl, text Edna to meet at your place for the bukakke shitake tonight. There are three back to back episodes of Jersey Shore and then we can watch two episodes of Big Brother.

Bukakke Shitake by Biggeral September 1, 2010

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Shitadel

Affectionately known as Citadel, the arch nemesis of WSB apes worldwide.

Shitadel's notable cronies include Vlad the stock impaler and Melvin the divorcee cuck.

Ape 1: Did you see that Shitadel just shorted GME again? It's down 30% today!
Ape 2: Great discount! Just bought the dip!
Ape 3: Strong Hold to the moon!

Shitadel by Cuckedape2021 March 25, 2021

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