shelf shock 

when there is an overload of senses to shoppers when they go to a shelf and it is filled to the brim with eyecatching/bright colored boxes making the shopper overwhelmed and angry.

Shopper: "AARRRGGH! Muh Eyes! Muh Head! Too...Many...Things...Trying To Get My Attention!"
Shopper #2: "Ha ha, you just got Shelf Shock!"
Shopper 2 starts to laugh his @$$ off at other shopper's misery

shelf shock by Devi8 May 8, 2008

shelf shuffle 

The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.

Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...

shelf shuffle by phish phood December 28, 2010

Self-Shelf

When you put a dildo on a shelf and then open and close it over and over again to fuck your own ass

"What were you doing last night?"
"Self-Shelf"
"Aw Peter, that's nasty"

Self-Shelf by ShinyBauble618 December 28, 2023

self-insert's 

A story in which the reader inserts himself or herself; this usually occurs within a fanfiction.

Most stories written in the second person point of view are self-insert's.

self-insert's by mandygrl334 September 20, 2006

shelf is so cool 

Used when describing the app Shelf

"Have you installed Shelf"
"Yeah, Shelf is so cool"

shelf is so cool by tttaaaarr July 26, 2023

Jeremy's Self-esteem 

Where is it, I can't find it anywhere, maybe your local band director made you lose all of this during a 2 hour practice session, but who really knows

What about that visual that Jerem'y neck snapped on
Oh yeah Jeremy always slouches now because that visual destroyed Jeremy's Self-esteem.
Oh yeah, you right

Jeremy's Self-esteem by hugglebuggle124 October 17, 2019

Off’s self 

An easy way to express a suicided in a script.

Jeff: you’re ugly

Dave: (off’s self)
Jeff: oh

Off’s self by Avidsquirrel359 December 20, 2020