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shanghai 

A big Chinese city on the East Coast, next to the Jiangsu and Zhejiang provinces.

Shanghai is famous for being a word which means kidnapping.
It is also famous for having mainland China's most expensive taxis and whores, lots of bars and many many tall buildings.

The traditional food in Shanghai is oily and sweet, and many people say it tastes like dog shit. Luckily there are many great restaurants featuring food from other places.

Shanghai people are notorious for being rude and Shanghai men also have a reputation for being a bit girly. At a push the average Shanghai guy weighs in at about 48kg which makes it a great place to go for a fight! Watch out though, a recent scrap outside the Guangdi nightclub saw quite a few Western folks outnumbered and running with their tail between their legs. Better luck next time eh!

Shanghai is definitely the most happening city in China at the moment, with an emerging live music scene, lots of parties and concerts and a promising outlook on the property front.
Moron: Hey I'm going to Taipei!
Everyone else: Really, I hear that Taipei is a slurry ridden shit pit for people who can't hack the pace of Shanghai city life...
Moron: Yeah that's right, you've been there?
Everyone else: No fear! I wouldn't touch Taipei with a pointed stick.
shanghai by thiskevin October 3, 2006

shanghai 

The honourable, graceful city which is soon going to outpace New York. Its quality of education , especially in junior and senior high schools, is unparalleled. And behold, this will pay off later on.
Guy A: Some people believe that China in 21st century will be analogous to the Germany of the late 19th century.
Guy B: Yeah, and Shanghai is the new Prussia.
shanghai by onthetopo January 10, 2005

Shanghai 

To vomit on one's own genitals while sitting on the toilet, naked, defecating.
Also can define a situation where one vomits at a wall in front of him while sitting on a toilet, naked, defecating, and it sprays back in his or her face.
"Wow John totally Shanghai-ed last night and left the bathroom in such a disgusting state that I threw up immediatly! AWESOME!"
Shanghai by Gummy-Bear February 4, 2010

Shanghai 

Historically the Paris or the New York of the Far East...now a poor man's Taipei. The Bund's still cool, but not as cool as before (too yuppified).
Shanghai? Pssssht...Shanghai is SO 2004. The jet-setter crowd is all about Taipei now.
Shanghai by Shanghai = over April 13, 2006

shanghai 

Shanghai- To cut in front of someone.
I was waiting in line at Starbucks, and a rude lass Shanghaied me.
shanghai by cat44 November 29, 2016

Shanghai 

According to the 4rthur.com dictionary, to simultaneously masturbate and cry.
"I spent new year's day alone, shanghai'ing."
Shanghai by Slyph January 19, 2005

Shanghai 

This is the term for rogering a Chinese woman's backpassage.
"I'M GOING TO SHANGHAI ON BUSINESS"
- I want to go to Shanghai, so that I can pay a Chinese hooker to receice my wad in her rectum
Shanghai by Finesilver January 11, 2005