secretion

A general term used to describe the products of glands in animals and plants. Glands such as the thyroid, testes, ovaries, adrenals, pituitary synthesize hormones which they excrete into the bloodstream. These are endocrine glands. Other glands include sweat, prostate, lachrymal, and Bartholin's glands. These are exocrine glands which excrete their products into places other than the bloodstream. The pancreas and stomach are unusual in that their secretions contain both endocrine (insulin) and exocrine (digestive) hormones.
The word is also used loosely to describe mucous-like substances which are transudates or exudates. These are substances derived from fluid in the tissues and which are driven across a membrane e.g. vaginal wall by a pressure gradient - usually blood pressure but could be osmotic.
Secretions may become profuse during illness e.g. common cold as the body attempts to wash away the infective agent.

Secretions in animals and plants may contain hormones, protective chemicals and lubricants.

secretion by O'Flagherty December 29, 2008

screwing 

the art of using your dick to ram either a pussy, an asshole, or a watermelon.

I was rammin that fuckin pussy last night. Since she didn't lemme cum, i fucked my own ass and then a huge watermelon.

screwing by steve-o June 6, 2003

vaginal secretion 

that white creamy slippery stuff that makes sex interesting

i thought i had a lot of cum, but it turned out she was leaking from her pussy.

vaginal secretion by dickie boy January 21, 2005

Secretini 

A Secretini is a 100 word character that suggests a tip or advice that inspires people on ValSecrets

Neighbor Val's Secretini of the day inspired me today

Secretini by thegirlfromimpanema February 3, 2010

motor scroting

Motor boating the scrotum.

I was motor scroting him all night long.

motor scroting by scrotum queen November 14, 2009

Seacresting 

1. Building unnecessary suspense to a story by using a vague build-up phrase or leaving out important details until asked about them.

2. To make someone think one thing happened to you, when really something else happened and then you break the news once they are fully on the wrong path.

"So I slipped and fell last night!"
"Are you hurt?!?!"
"Naw, her pussy broke my dick's fall"
"Don't be Seacresting me, bro! Tell me more!"

OR

"So I met this hot chick last night. I bought her a drink and she was totally into me. After an hour she asked if I wanted to go back to her place, so we left....."
"So how was she?"
"How should I know, she passed out after puking in the parking lot."
"Man, you gotta stop Seacresting me."

Seacresting by thegamersdome September 6, 2016

screwing the brew 

As found in a song by The View, this means someone is taking advantage of the benefits system, the brew, also known as the dole or DHSS.

Skag trendy thought he knew just what to do,
He was only seventeen and he was out screwing the brew.

screwing the brew by dispyd October 21, 2007