Scuttlebutt 

The act of continuously farting while walking. Popping off multiple farts while walking. As you take each step you cut another fart.

Mike: Eweee!, what't that smell?!

Russ: Oh that's just me scuttlebuttin' across the house.

Mike: Oh, cool. I thought that was a black cat firecracker going off.

Russ: Nope, just me getting my thorough scuttlebtt on.

Scuttlebutt by RussRidd November 9, 2012

scuttlebutt 

the immense amount of sweat in sweltering heat seen on ones ass.

In the 90 degree summer, Mitch's scuttlebutt is quite apparent.

scuttlebutt by Tom Goldhammer August 25, 2007

Scuttlebutt 

A deviant sexual act occurring while one partner provides oral stimulation to the buttocks of the other. The one recieving the stimulation, also known as the "scuttle", defecates into the mouth of his partner, known as the "scuttled".

The "Scuttled" has the option to consume or disgard the byproduct.

It is HIGHLY offensive to execute a Scuttlebutt without forewarning.

Melissa - "You wouldn't believe it! He tried to scuttlebutt me!!!"

Sandy - "Thats what you get for eating ass"

Scuttlebutt by Fenderick Pottersquash January 23, 2010

Scuttlebutt 

A secret meeting place to swap secret information; a term used in the military.

Also a strip club in Slidell, Louisiana.

Went to Scuttlebutt's last night, and Lydia gave one hell of a lap dance!

Scuttlebutt by fae_dreamer23 March 24, 2008

scuttlebutt 

a sexually transmitted infection that causes rash, irritation, and barnacles at the rectal region

Oh man, she got that scuttlebutt.

scuttlebutt by notthatgirl March 22, 2015

Scuttlebutt 

One who entertains the sport of "Buttock-scuttling"

"Man I was down the Flatulence emporium the other day, when I was roughly accosted by an octet of heavy set "Buttock-scuttlers". Why, Thank god I have my over sized novelty consumption pacification extender or things might have got quite obtuse I can tell you!" - Franky the Hyper-laxative Extreme Scuttlebutt Spokesman

Scuttlebutt by penis-vagina January 7, 2008

scuttlebutt 

Normally someone acting like a bitch.Call them a scuttlebutt...They wont know what you just called them:)

annoyed girl-wow..youre a scuttlebutt!!

bitchy girl-um what??? (all confused and stuff.)

anooyed girl just smiles:)

scuttlebutt by SWEETiEPiEE!:) February 8, 2010