Samuel Jackson Beer 

Featured on Chapelle's Show, Samuel Jackson Beer is a parody of Samuel Adams Beer commercials. The sketch features a loud, foul-mouthed Samuel L. Jackson (played by Dave Chapelle) promoting his own brand of beer while wearing Colonial-era clothing and puffing a cigarette.

"Samuel Jackson Beer! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigger!"

Samuel Jackson Beer by You Can't Kill the Metal July 6, 2006

samuel jackson beer 

Good mother fucking beer mother fucker! It'll get ya drunk.

I'm gonna go get a Samuel Jackson beer, then I'll be fuckin' fat girls in no time! I might even fight a nigga or two!

samuel jackson beer by Morganism July 20, 2008

samuel jackson as fuck

something only a true black person would do, speak of, or know of.

nigga 1: man where you been?
nigga 2: just got my dreads pulled and tatted up wit my hurricane 40 oz.
nigga 1: thats samuel jackson as fuck nigga

samuel jackson as fuck by datoreonigga December 11, 2010

samuel jackson beer 

it's damn good beer!!!!

(from Chapelle's Show)

samuel jackson beer...it's damn good beer!

samuel jackson beer by Rich Headley November 28, 2005

Samuel L Jackson 

He's one bad mutha fucka...honestly, didn't you fuckin see Pulp Fiction directed by Quentin Tarantino, who happens to be another bad mutha fucka?

God

Shaft

Samuel L. Jackson is God

Samuel L Jackson by "Bad Mutha Fucka" -Samuel L Jackson September 5, 2004

Samuel L Jackson 

A black actor who's appeared in just about every movie. Ever.

When in doubt, cast Samuel L. Jackson in a supporting or leading role.

Samuel L Jackson by little geek July 27, 2005

samuel l jackson 

A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.

Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.

samuel l jackson by woots September 3, 2006