caleb roberson 

A piece of shit who lives in Alabama and kisses his cousins on the mouth while simultaneously sucking off Donald Trump and finger-banging Mike Pence. Likes long walks on the beach and talking about unborn fetuses.

"Oh, that guy is such a Caleb Roberson. Don't be like that guy."

caleb roberson by dxdxp December 22, 2016

TC Roberson 

TC Roberson and most everything and everyone in it is mid. Its mascot is literally a ram that looks like a fucked up goat. TC is only good for one thing and that’s it boys that the AC Reynolds girls drool over. That’s about it. but it’s ok most of the people there are chill.

“do you remember the last time TC beat Reynolds in football”

“no i don’t think it’s ever happened”
TC Roberson is mid

TC Roberson by acr… June 4, 2022

Beau Roberson

A man with high expectations, a stud who would 100% take it up the ass from Ryan Best and a man named Ethan. 100% sexy and 100% filing your mom with his cum.

Stop being a Joe Biden when you could be a Beau Roberson.

Beau Roberson by Daddybust123456 March 6, 2023

Darryl Robertson Jr.

The most simply divine Instagram account ever. (sidenote: I stumbled across this Instagram account and it's the most beautiful thing ever) Darryl invented the words: divine, delightful, simply, delicious, etc. He hails from Zimbabwe and the ugliest fish in the world looks like HIM, not the other way around.

(@dar_dar_bonks_6839)

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Darryl Robertson Jr.'s new post?"
Person 2: "Yeah, wasn't it his new song 'Auschwitz'?"
Person 1: "No, the one before that where he showed us his Globglogabgalab shrine."
Person 2: "Ah, I remember that one! Yes, it was simply delightful."

Darryl Robertson Jr. by globglogabgalab_6969 November 6, 2020

robertsons 

A polite slang term for breasts popularized by Vinesauce.

-Wow she has some big robertsons.
-Show robertsons please.

robertsons by Binesauce May 31, 2018

Pat Robertson

A televangelist prick who abuses christianity to gain wealth, generally by exploiting the guilty, fearful, and or gullible people of america by ranting about how they are all going to hell if they don't send him money. It would be better for the whole world if this dude was capable of suffocating, seeing as he hasn't died from having his head shoved up his own ass.

Lee: Hi, my name's Lee.

Pat Robertson: You're going to hell! Repent, by giving me a thousand dollars.

Lee: I can't, I need that to pay for my daughter's schooling.

Pat Robertson: I guess you're going to hell then! *Bitch slaps Lee with a bible*

Pat Robertson by Johan The Destroyer November 11, 2012

pat robertson

An asshole that has somehow gotten his own T.V. show on some crappy channel. It's called the 700 club but it should really be called The Neo Nazi Movement In Disguise But The Sheep That Watch It Are To Busy Sitting There With Their Thumbs Up Their Asses To Know Any Better show.

A typical ranting of this lunatic is that lesbians/gays/athiests/muslims/and just about everyone else who is not a christian are the decay of western society and they should not be allowed in to office.

On top of that he claims to be able to help "heal" people by communicating to god on thier behalf on his TV show.

Pat Robertson is such an asshole! I dont know how people believe that dribble that he spews forth everyday on his show.

pat robertson by mud January 17, 2004