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Ruffing the suspect 

Intense vigorous masturbation where nothing can brake your concentration on the job at hand.
I went to the kitchen last night to get a drink of water. When I walked through the living room I noticed there was porn on the TV and my roommate was sprawled out in the lazy boy ruffing the suspect. I got my drink and went back to bed. He never even noticed I was there.
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Musical term describing the rhythmic substance of a song or musical piece. To be of loud, catchy and energetic nature. Normally achieved through heavy and dominating guitar work.
How good's the guitar work in that song?! It is deadset riffin'!
Riffing by Dennis Scott September 15, 2003
Jimmy and Kim are roffing in the other room.
roffing by Flexsmart April 23, 2015
To keep and maintain a saltwater aquarium, i.e., a reef tank
I've been reefing for over 10 years
reefing by Traxor March 24, 2017

captain redfinger 

this is when your female counterpart fails to tell you that it is her time of the month and you put your hand in her pants and hence, getting your hands dirty
(Guy 1) Dude, we were goin at it, and she never told me she was on, so i put my hand down her pants...

(Guy 2) Whoa whoa... she never told you she was on?

(Guy 1) Nah...

(Guy 2) And you put your hand...

(Guy 1) Yeah...

(Guy 2) Well then... A-hoy there Captain Redfinger!
captain redfinger by El Nugos October 18, 2008

riffing the chill 

Those skin tight suits on 'Hole in the Wall' are totally riffing the chill.

Yo, that song is riffing the chill, hard.
riffing the chill by K Dagger December 8, 2011

TC RUFFING 

A homosexual term where a man eats another mans ass out, spits inside of his asshole, and then jams his fist into his ass without warning all the way to the elbow
Gary could not sit in a chair for days because of the TC RUFFING that Mike pulled on him weeks ago.