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Family gatherings

The loudest most annoying time to be arround your family where you try to avoid the actual gathering, an introvert's kryptonite where your family wants you to be together no matter what you say...
Grandma: whats wrong with you?
Me: I don't like family gatherings
Grandma: still tries to get me closer to evrebody even though I told her that thats the thing I don't like.
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magic the gathering 

Best. Cardgame. Ever.
My polar kraken just kicked your ass
magic the gathering by WooHoo April 8, 2003

chip gathering 

a gathering amongst biblical brothers. Usually in a secretive place, brothers in Christ. This is a biweekly occurrence, one must eat 30 chips during the gathering. You must have at least one unopen bag of chips present. You also must have two different types of salsa present. If you don’t meet the requirements, it is not a chip gathering.
Yo my brotha, You gonna come to the biweekly chip gathering tonight?
chip gathering by neeb chonk March 9, 2023

magic the gathering 

crack in the form of cards

it will consume you....
"I just got a sweet new pack of mtg"

magic the gathering 

Dangerous to those that can't add or subtract.
examples:

1/1 + +1/+1 = 2/2

also: 20 - 23 = -3 = you lose, you fucking trog

^-spooky math
magic the gathering by trappy April 19, 2005

mathering 

inserting ones finger or fist into one's anus male or female wilst that person is vomitting
i heard tom was good at mathering
mathering by ywenda October 14, 2011

rainbow gathering 

1. a non-monetary gathering for peace and community; occurs constantly both nationally and globally. barter welcome, but no alchohol allowed in the gathering proper. opposite of babylon.
"I had a blast helping out a kitchen at the rainbow gathering last summer."
rainbow gathering by 2day September 23, 2005