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Going on and on about a stupid and worthless subject that no ones interested in anyway
I was watching TV the other day when I saw two hundred rough looking gentlemen nab a round chunck of popcorn before eating a nasty child before 5oo stupid youths had run out the door to greet grandpa dumbhead and that was it because dumbhead had a laser guided RPG that nailed each of them in the forehead and blew off their appendages in a bloody splash and coated the doorway with a crimson liquid that ran down to the floor and pooled in the sewer where more than two million rats lived, but they weren't hungry.
ramble by Sourbread February 1, 2005
A podcast you can stream by Mya Adams rambling about many diverse topics.
Mya loves to ‘Ramble’ on her mew podcast “Ramble”.
Ramble by crapp@eveything.com February 8, 2025

Ramble Typing 

When you find yourself rambling at the keyboard, typing an email that takes almost an hour because you type a paragraph, stop for a minute, go back type another paragraph and so on...

You'll know you're ramble typing when you catch yourself starting every paragraph with, "So anyways.."
Chad: "...and that's about all I've been doing lately.

So anyways, ya lately it's just been basically that; just sittin around yknow, masturbating to the home shopping network, whippin' up Digiorno's all day. Basic stuff.

But ya, pretty much just that. Not much else... So anyways,..."

Chet: Goddamn this fool's ramble typing...
Ramble Typing by Rawb Eytch January 5, 2010

ramble on 

a farewell, synonym for "get going" and "goodbye'.
ah shit, im late. Sorry dude, ive got to ramble on.
ramble on by PoloGoalieMan October 31, 2004

Ramble and Scramble

Broski I pulled the mean ramble and scramble on this slampiece last night.

Ramble god 

A person that talks on too much for random stuff and on off topic tuff
Ay bro i woke up and walked my fish while folding the dishes

shut up you are an annoying ramble god
Ramble god by GOOGAARUUUUEEEE August 24, 2022

Ramble like a dentist

When someone goes on and on about something so quickly and loudly that they prevent interruption
Joey: "Sometimes he just talks and talks and I can't even get the time to tell him to shut it"
Maria: "Yeah he does ramble like a dentist"