(n.) 1. a tacitly authorized period of delay in the giving of punani, or the payment of debt in punani, following a mind-numbingly long day at the mall with a chick. 2. hell on earth. 3. a waiting period set by an authority, i.e. angry girlfriend.
"So I heard that Jim's chick just put him on an indefinite punanitorium... friends, let us now drink beer for his loss."
1. Her punani was the tightest that I had ever fucked.
2. There were tons of punani hanging around the clublast night.
3. I haven't had punani for almost three months.
Fred: yoo i met this really hot girl at the club and she let me hit it!
Mike: oh sick dude, how was the pussy?
Fred: my guy, that punani dasani!
Mike: OHHH SHIT!