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punani patrol 

its the search of pussy....
eh! brah guess what?! i stay on punani patrol
punani patrol by bigg mama June 21, 2007

punanitorium 

(n.) 1. a tacitly authorized period of delay in the giving of punani, or the payment of debt in punani, following a mind-numbingly long day at the mall with a chick. 2. hell on earth. 3. a waiting period set by an authority, i.e. angry girlfriend.
"So I heard that Jim's chick just put him on an indefinite punanitorium... friends, let us now drink beer for his loss."

A punanitorium is the antithesis of world peace.
punanitorium by DocOnTheRocks June 12, 2011

punani hunter 

a person who goes out looking for punani (pussy)
that guys back in the club again for the 4th time this weekend man he is a real punani hunter
punani hunter by koimalechon February 14, 2012

Punanified 

When a woman can control the actions of a male through the use of her genitalia
Jason: Martin mate you have been Punanified since practically moving in with your girlfriend
Punanified by Jase the ace June 9, 2010
Function: noun
Plural Form: punani
Etymology: Mod. Hawaiian punani (lit. heavenly flower) from Old Hawaiian pua (blossom); nani (glory, splendor, heavenly)
1: female genitals
2: sexually receptive female
3: sexual intercourse
1. Her punani was the tightest that I had ever fucked.
2. There were tons of punani hanging around the club last night.
3. I haven't had punani for almost three months.
punani by raygee July 30, 2003

punani dasani 

a pussy so wet, it's like a bottle of dasani.
Fred: yoo i met this really hot girl at the club and she let me hit it!
Mike: oh sick dude, how was the pussy?
Fred: my guy, that punani dasani!
Mike: OHHH SHIT!
punani dasani by TheRealJakePauler September 7, 2020