PTP 

PTP - Post Travel Paraylis
The illness one endures after arriving home from an extended period of overseas travel. The victim can't be bothered getting out of bed or off the couch as he/she hates that it is all over and they are back to real life. The victim is now broke and living with his/her parents. The victim also can't be bothered getting a new job or starting study again as all he/she wants is to be back overseas and away from their crappy home town.
Can also be described as PTD - Post Travel Depression.

I can't be fucked going out. I got PTP!

PTP by BECKnozBEST October 20, 2008

PTP 

ptp means Pop This Pussy or Pop That pussy for example if you worked at a strip club you would text your friend before you get on the pole "Im finna PTP bitchhh!!!!"

for example if you worked at a strip club you would text your friend before you get on the pole "I'm finna PTP bitchhh!!!!"

PTP by thunderthot December 4, 2016

ptp 

Acronym: Paid to Poop

Definition:

n. 1. The phenomenon of being paid to defecate which occurs when pooping at work.
2. a break to poop at work.

v. the action of pooping while being paid to do so.


Origination: This term was born from the U.S. government Dept. of Finance whose overuse of acronyms caused 2 friends to create amusing acronyms for everything. The term was quickly embraced by manufacturing throughout the Midwest.

Derivatives:
ptp1.5 - Overtime Pooping
(pronounced ptp one point five)

ptpx2 - Double Time Pooping (pronounced ptp times 2)

ptpx3 - The elusive Triple Time Pooping
(pronounced ptp times 3)

"I'll be a little late for the meeting Craig, it's ptp time."

"How long has Mike been on ptp?"

"I like to adjust my schedule so that I ptp at work instead of at home."

ptp by Craigmont Zarda July 20, 2005

PTP 

Pre-Teen Passion....overwhelming feeling when you are near an attractive pre-teen..but you cant tell anyone because it is bad

Man....I got the PTP bad earlier today when I was walking in the mall.

PTP by Mike C 232 June 24, 2009

PTP 

Part Time Paul. A person with poor work ethics and poor technical skills.

PTP didn't come in until 11:00 AM, went to luch at 12 on the dot, surfed Ebay for an hour and was gone by 4:00 PM.

PTP by Maverick Microwave May 30, 2009

PTP 

Past That Point. So drunk or messed up your past the point of reasoning.

Mandie was way PTP and peed on a cop!

PTP by Squirrelly D December 6, 2018

PTP 

Acronym for "Preserve The Poon". Usually used to describe a situation where you must do everything possible to get sexual action from a woman. Often used in place of "sorry guys, maybe next weekend" when one places his woman before "the guys".

"Hey Bill, would you like to go out to the bars with us tonight?"

"No, I'm taking the lady out to dinner tonight. PTP!"

PTP by keebler65 July 25, 2008