Sex Proofing 

Creating a safe and sound proof atmosphere in which to have sex. Minimizing the exposure of corners and getting the bed to stop squeaking

Jessica is sex proofing her room by putting pillows between the four poster bed and the wall so it wouldn't make to much noise

Sex Proofing by Wiggily Tiger December 25, 2008

tank-proofing 

When you make a claim that is virtually only listing facts whilst in a debate. Origin: a tank is pieced of metal sheets that are connected to each other with studs and welding seams. The facts used as an argument in a conversation are seen as the metal studs and the welding that keep the tank together.

Bob: "...and that's why gay men have a 200-time bigger probability of getting H.."
Melvin: "Tank-proofing! Tank-proofing! Hate facts! BIGOT!!"

tank-proofing by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 14, 2021

Tag Proofing 

Making sure there's no tags left on your clothes after you buy them and go out to wear.

" Mom can you tag proof my before I go out to the movies with Jake? "

" I need a Tag proofing before I go out tonight "

Tag Proofing by AbnormalAshley January 7, 2010

Kitten proofing 

Making an environment as safe as possible, such as only having pillows and foam in a room, or at least keeping drugs out of kids reach.

Tom "Hey, Dick, is the room kitten proof?"

Dick "Sure is Tom I've removed all the razors and power leads, been up all night, kitten proofing"

Harry "Don't forget the rubber walls we installed, Dick. It's extremely kitten proof Tom; nothing to worry about."

Kitten proofing by JJP770 August 4, 2009

Ninja Proofing 

Setting up your house to ward off long term ninja infestations. It's considered impossible to keep ninjas out entirely. In fact, attempting to do so can attract their attention and just make the problem worse.

1) Coat the walls and ceilings with steel backed teflon. If the steel isn't thick enough, they can still use their claws. Make sure it's at least a 1/4 inch thick.
2) Install random rotating magnets. This makes it difficult to throw shurikens accurately.
3) Set up a DVD of old "Kung Fu" reruns in infinite reply. Warning: This may cause Seppuku incidents, which are really messy. Take my word on it. Spread plastic in front of the TV.

Avoid using pirates. I know it's tempting, but they're worse than ninjas (really loud and smelly and treasure chests are hard to find).

Bob: Where were you last weekend?
Bill: Sorry, spent all day Saturday Ninja Proofing.

Ninja Proofing by Al Benedict December 3, 2010

Sad Proofing 

Sad proofing is a process that occurs after a friend breaks up with their boyfriend/ girlfriend. It consists of removing all artifacts of the relationship and placing in them in a box that is hidden from said friend. Sad proofing is done in order to keep the recently heart broken person from sitting around being sad.

Jim: "Yeah, I had to sad proof John's room last night after I found him weeping in bed with a bunch of pictures of his girlfriend all over his room."

Steve "I did the same thing for my friend the other day. Ever break up needs a good ol' sad proofing session"

Sad Proofing by Seanvilla September 20, 2010

tinder-proofing 

The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight

2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable

My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable

I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.

tinder-proofing by CatchingAThanh June 18, 2018