Tag Proofing 

Making sure there's no tags left on your clothes after you buy them and go out to wear.

" Mom can you tag proof my before I go out to the movies with Jake? "

" I need a Tag proofing before I go out tonight "

Tag Proofing by AbnormalAshley January 7, 2010

Kitten proofing 

Making an environment as safe as possible, such as only having pillows and foam in a room, or at least keeping drugs out of kids reach.

Tom "Hey, Dick, is the room kitten proof?"

Dick "Sure is Tom I've removed all the razors and power leads, been up all night, kitten proofing"

Harry "Don't forget the rubber walls we installed, Dick. It's extremely kitten proof Tom; nothing to worry about."

Kitten proofing by JJP770 August 4, 2009

Ninja Proofing 

Setting up your house to ward off long term ninja infestations. It's considered impossible to keep ninjas out entirely. In fact, attempting to do so can attract their attention and just make the problem worse.

1) Coat the walls and ceilings with steel backed teflon. If the steel isn't thick enough, they can still use their claws. Make sure it's at least a 1/4 inch thick.
2) Install random rotating magnets. This makes it difficult to throw shurikens accurately.
3) Set up a DVD of old "Kung Fu" reruns in infinite reply. Warning: This may cause Seppuku incidents, which are really messy. Take my word on it. Spread plastic in front of the TV.

Avoid using pirates. I know it's tempting, but they're worse than ninjas (really loud and smelly and treasure chests are hard to find).

Bob: Where were you last weekend?
Bill: Sorry, spent all day Saturday Ninja Proofing.

Ninja Proofing by Al Benedict December 3, 2010

Sad Proofing 

Sad proofing is a process that occurs after a friend breaks up with their boyfriend/ girlfriend. It consists of removing all artifacts of the relationship and placing in them in a box that is hidden from said friend. Sad proofing is done in order to keep the recently heart broken person from sitting around being sad.

Jim: "Yeah, I had to sad proof John's room last night after I found him weeping in bed with a bunch of pictures of his girlfriend all over his room."

Steve "I did the same thing for my friend the other day. Ever break up needs a good ol' sad proofing session"

Sad Proofing by Seanvilla September 20, 2010

proofing 

1. A long, often tiring process with repeated actions and many steps until you eventually reach the finish.
2. Whacking off

"Man, I was proofing all during geometry class, and now I can hardly think straight."

proofing by Schlang (inspired by KenCon) November 16, 2006

profing 

The action of setting a photo as your Facebook profile picture.

"Man, Gordon really did not hesitate in profing that picture of him with the stripper did he?"

profing by tc705 April 13, 2014

tinder-proofing 

The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight

2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable

My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable

I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.

tinder-proofing by CatchingAThanh June 18, 2018