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Holy shit, Jennifer must have dumped Eric! He's totally gone postal with Smiths songs. Jesus!
postal by joseph_junior September 2, 2011
The UK postal system is, like just about everything else in the UK after the socialist/communist/annarchist revolution here (not to mention the privatisation of the postal system courtesy of some money-minded old Tory crook), the laughing stock of the world. Important parcels and letters frequently go missing. I must have lost thousands of pounds worth of goods in the post in the last seven years, and it's not really surprising given that the postal workers of today don't seem to care a fig about their customers. Last year, for example, I was out when a parcel was delivered, so the parcel was returned to the depot. But, instead of making a record of it, the postman involved had simply thrown it in some storage warehouse and nobody knew where it was. It was only through persistence that it didn't join the other items which seem to be gone forever. Whilst I was in the depot, there was a woman complaining about a postman who'd forced a parcel of hers through her letterbox and, as a result, the contents of it (photos) had all been bent out of shape. I'm forever getting complaints from irate people who've never received the cheques I've sent. One of my Dad's friends used to be a postal worker and apparently, when the sacks of letters are emptied, there's always a few left behind which are disregarded. Smaller post offices are constantly being closed as centralisation takes over. You might as well just put your letter in a bottle and throw it in the nearest river.
Seller: "Where's my cheque gone?"
Buyer: "I sent it three weeks ago, but unfortunately I was stupid enough to trust the UK's postal system, so it's probably in the bin by now".
postal by Stormsworder November 23, 2006
When office workers get fed up with shuffling paper on their bottoms all day.
Mac, the copywriter, got tired with the guff from upstairs and went Postal.
adj. Refers to an address outside (often well outside) a city's limits which can still receive mail addressed to that city.
I hear Dave lives in Decatur also - is he close to you?

Not really. Dave lives out in postal Decatur; I live downtown.
postal by Mach Turtle June 12, 2013
The description of somebody who possesses murderous, insane or disturbingly violent acts that they want to commit on others around them. This could be the cause of being bored with life and hating it or having mental disorders.

It's also the name for a cool game by Running With Scissors.
Joel: "Hey, did you see that guy on the news that slaughtered all his co-worker's at the Postal Service?
Sally: "Yeah, nutcase probably went postal working there."
Postal by Stealy Wheely Man August 16, 2021
A short period of time in which a person goes into a violet rage, usually hurting or harming others.

This word is in reference to the infamous Postal 2 game made by Running with Scissors, where the game was criticized for its violence and the ability to let the player kill civilians with a multitude of weapons.
You shouldn't anger Sylas anymore, or he might go postal on you.
Postal by Crohns disease gaming January 4, 2022