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Post Malone

1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.

2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.
Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."

Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"
Post Malone by A Human Male July 12, 2018

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Post Malone is a american rapper that is amazing he is incredibly humble. He has a bunch of tattoos that are very weird but i love them because they are unique. His full name is Austin Richard Post and he is 22.
Me: Have you heard Candy Paint byPost Malone?
Friend: Yes, i love it so much!!!!!!!!
post malone by postmaloneswife December 29, 2017

Post Malone

A very unique American rapper because he's white yet raps about drugs, sex and being rich but the twist is that he also looks homeless at the same time.
"How does Post Malone look rich and homeless at the same time?"
Post Malone by MrSylhottie786 January 11, 2018

Post Malone

A litty nick crompton rapper who looks homeless but his musics fire. He goes with 21 to be lit he sing great music
Post Malone means he post and his last names Malone
Post Malone by Jef jef ro is November 13, 2017

Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, who is now 25 years old and lives in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) Aug 26 (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.
Post Malone is the best person and singer in the world. (for me)
Post Malone by austin_malone0101 August 18, 2020

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person: you know post malone other person: yes hes sexy af
post malone by post malone lover December 16, 2019