Sausage Porridge 

When a man reached Orgasm and his Meat Rod lobs a batch of Sausage Porridge.

I went with this girl last night and lobbed a batch of sausage porridge all over her face and gave her an organic face wash

Sausage Porridge by Glokenspink March 15, 2013

Sex Porridge 

The frothy mixture of both male and female ejaculate fluids that appears on your bed post coitus. This mixture generally leads to an argument over which sexual partner sleeps on which side of the bed. In turn this may lead to anger sex creating enough sex porridge to open up a soup kitchen

Man: "Wow that was incredible sex... I think I want the wall side of the bed."
Woman: "No I'm sleeping on the wall side... I have enough sex porridge on this side to offer customers the soup of the day."

Sex Porridge by SnakeJunior June 13, 2013

monkey porridge

When a black guy blows a load in your mouth so thick you have to chew it.

"I'ma drop a batch of monkey porridge in this bitches mouth."

monkey porridge by DrNegroLsd May 23, 2016

Porridge Knickers 

A condition that results in the soiling of female undergarments due to extreme sexual excitement. This results in the kickers appearing to have a porridge like colour and texture stained into them.

I brought a durty yoke home from the Lodge last night and she was foaming at the gash - serious case of porridge knickers lying on my floor in the morning.

Porridge Knickers by Paulie Cee December 7, 2010

Porridgeotamus 

A porridgeotamus is a man beast borne of nature that will devour any visible food source in its path, regardless of constitution, flavour, taste or ownership.

Man: Hey, did you see my raw totellini
Other man: Yeah, but it was devoured by that wild Porridgeotamus over there

Porridgeotamus by bigfras August 25, 2009

Porridge Pistol 

A colloquial term for the male appendage, often used to reference to a man's ejaculatory fluids.

Nick: Dude, I heard Abi has been fucking Will recently!

Matt: Yeah man, it's true! He's been poking her with his porridge pistol for the last fortnight.

Porridge Pistol by CPalilnuem February 16, 2012

Jamestown Porridge

A Jamestown porridge is the act of vomiting into a womans ass, adding kraft dinner mix, inserting your penis and jizzing profusesly. The sloppy contents of this anal soup should have an anema effect, causing her to shit uncontrollably. You and your damsel then invite some of your friends over, for a nice steamy lunch.

"Mmm, lawdy. I sure could go for some Jamestown porridge right about now you guise."

"Jamestown porridge again!?! but MOOOOOOOOM.."

Jamestown Porridge by TheBigfilthy April 29, 2009