petri dish

The vagina of a girl prone to infections, itches, bacteria, etc.

Yo G, Deb is hot and all but man she's got a petri dish on her ~ she keeps getting crabs!

petri dish by Link Hoggthrob April 1, 2004

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petri dish

A very useful peice of scientific equipment but also an EPIC way to bamboozle friends and even enemys.
To call someone a petri dish is like calling sombody a douche bad or an idiot.

ben:" hey joey, go home!" joey:"SHUT UP YOU PETRI DISH."

petri dish by nyancatpwns September 23, 2011

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Walking Petri Dish

Someone who gets the Covid-19 vaccine.

According to genetic research, the number of genetic variants of the Sars-Cov-2 virus has increased from eight possible variants before the vaccine started to be administered in December 2020 to over 400,000,000 possible genetic variants by August 2021. This information is not relayed to the public, but is easily obtainable by the general public.

The variants are mutating in the bodies of vaccinated patients as the Sars-Cov-2 virus seeks to mutate and overcome the artificial antibody resistance in its hosts. This has huge health ramifications for all people as no amount to research will be able to keep pace with effective treatments. The worst is yet to come.

Richard is fucked. He got the Moderna vaccine and a booster. He's a Walking Petri Dish now and is proliferating the unstoppable spread of Covid-19 in the name of short term convenience. Fuck him, I'm heading to my bunker with my Ivermectin.

Walking Petri Dish by viraltruths September 9, 2021