Penile Eclipse

An astronomical event occurring when the earth is in the shadow of an exceptionally large penis.

The penile eclipse resulting from Tim Tebow's first erection will likely block out the sun for decades, resulting in the end of life as we know it.

Penile Eclipse by Washooter September 3, 2012

penile loogie 

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom

The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom

penile loogie by connorsji May 8, 2008

penile bulge 

The gigantic protrusion seen in a males groin area when he is wearing pants that are far too tight.

I went to that show called the Nutcracker, and I saw nothing but Penile Bulge the entire time.

penile bulge by Mikey T January 28, 2005

Penile Mache 

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

Penile Mache by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

Pernille 

Pernille is nice and caring. She puts others in front of herself, and is someone you can trust. She has a dark soul, and have problems she doesn’t share with her friends. She is artsy, pretty, and have a beautiful, and sexy voice.

Pernille is a true friend

Pernille by HelloFriendz October 9, 2018

Penile Knife 

Use of a penis in love making to a woman during her period or by taking her virginity. Blood on the penis. Also known as Penis Knife.

(Singing) My Penile Knife...my Penile Knife... (Long Pause) I stabbed you with my Penile Knife.

Penile Knife by X_herb July 23, 2011

PENILE ECLIPSE

When your stomach grows so big that you can no more view your own penis.

"Man i have to control my beer belly or soon i'll be witnessing a penile eclipse!!!

PENILE ECLIPSE by weirdweasel October 11, 2008