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pickled penis

When your dick is sweaty and someone gives you head.
I just got back from working out and she gave me “pickled penis.”
pickled penis by -lmaofuckRJ- February 7, 2018

wario pickled penis 

when the special ed kid puts his dick in a mason jar filled with pickle juice and makes optimus prime noises
fuck its another wario pickled penis lockdown smh
wario pickled penis by obama_prism October 31, 2019

pickled penis

when a man has screwed too long his penis looks like a pickle.
pickled penis has been known too happen to men who can last longer than 15 minutes so its a good thing, not a bad thing. ever seen your fingers after you've been in the bath too long

Pickled Penis

The result of the act of leaving your penis inside of her over night immediately following coitus. Usually unplanned due to you being way too drunk to roll off of her and rarely due to the fact you’re way too tired because you wore it out three time prior. The end result is a pampered and supple dick that has taken on a refreshed glow, akin to that of one experiencing a day long spa treatment of sauna treatments, exfoliation, massage and meditation.
Bruh. Jessica is so fucking hot, last night I totally drained my balls inside of her and passed the fuck out! This morning I woke up still inside of her..Dude, I pulled off the pickled penis…hahaha, Dude, my cock looks and feels AMAZING! Wanna see?
Pickled Penis by ChA.D.D. March 5, 2022

Pickled penis

1,when a guy fucks a girl with an STD and his dick now smells like rotting pussy

2,when a guy has an STD and his dick just stinks or has that vinegary B.O. smell
Person 1, bro my dick smells so bad I hate it
Person 2, yeah bro I told you that hoe would give you a pickled penis, should of used a condom

Peni-Pickles 

Billy Bob: Hey

Milerz: Hey.

Billy Bob: Soo...

Milerz: PENI-PICKLES