Dirty Padlock 

When a girl is grinding on you and has her arms locked around your neck at the same time, making it impossible to escape.

Nick: Wow, did you see Austin last night at the dance? That girl had him in a Dirty Padlock all night!

Evan: Yeah i did, he looked so helpless.

Dirty Padlock by GFAEV423 September 29, 2010

Pidcocked 

To have failed.

That politician Pidcocked

Pidcocked by Snugtal January 7, 2020

German padlock 

A german padlock is when a man inserts his penis into his own anus, thus resembling the locking mechanism on a padlock. This can only be performed with a rather flexible erection, long member and a german state of mind.

-I heard that Günter got lucky last night...

-Thats only partially true, that sick mofo performed a german padlock on himself!

German padlock by O-Dogggy May 15, 2008

Jackson Pollocked 

When you have explosive diarrhea and it splatters on the back of the toilet bowl resulting in an abstract expressionist 'movement'

I could not use that stall because someone Jackson Pollocked all over it.

Jackson Pollocked by SwedishNinja April 29, 2010

Padlock necklace 

The padlock necklace was first seen in the punk subculture by sid vicious who's girlfriend put a chain and lock around his neck then proceeded to throw away the key as a sign of sid belonging to her. It has then been passed along through communities based on it's overall coolness and trend in style.

Alex:" Oh you have a padlock necklace on?"

Dave:"yeah my girlfriend put it on me. She thought it would be really cool for us to do since we're both into punk rock"

Alex:"that's really cool man!"

Padlock necklace by Gloved June 29, 2022

Plocked 

One who does not join a Virtual Party

“Join the Plocked or you’re being blocked.

Plocked by Joedafan August 19, 2019

Pussy Padlock

Created By Scott @Suavegotimade a COMPLETE douche ; but thas the bro........it means a bitch who not giving the pussy up and got a LOCK her pums ; so yu cant get no sex for a WHILEEEEE

Imani Greaves has had a pussy padlock for about 30 years now - LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Pussy Padlock by Carlos Arroryo February 23, 2011