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Orangeman 

Dickhead who likes a dander with umbrella in hand, rain or shine. Doesn't believe in Evolution and ironically his existence poses a problem for the theory.

Speaks Ulstur-Skatch, or at least likes to think he does.

Got his arse felt at the Somme, and sat the next round out in the shipyards, not even marching in case someone noticed him and sent him to France.

He's permanently raging, and hates everyone who isn't of his ilk. In short, a fucknut.
No point trying to talk sense into him, he's an orangeman
Orangeman by P O'Neil April 5, 2010
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syracuse orangeman 

More commonly referred to as "The Cuse," it is the act of a a man sticking his penis in a giant mound of snow before intercourse for the purpose of lasting longer with his partner
I hadn't done it in a long time, and it was winter time, so I did "The Cuse" and we went at it for hours
syracuse orangeman by Andrew February 13, 2005

Orangeman 

Can we please have a non-biased definition?

A member of the Orange Order. A men's society centred around protestantism and the union of Northern Ireland and the rest of the United Kingdom. Also remembers the Battle of the Boyne in 1690, where William of Orange (hence the name) defeated James II. Has been critcized with having anti-Catholic beliefs.

There has also been great contreversy over marching rights. The Order claims that they can march on their traditional marching routes, though certain Catholic-dominated streets have complained due to the Order's (alledged) history of Catholic-Baiting.

Orangemen during their parades are known to wear old Victorian style suits with bowler hats and orange sashes.
John is an Orangeman.
Orangeman by PatrickLangille July 4, 2006

orangeminger 

when some fake tan is fucked up .
there as oranges as a sainsbury bag

worst than katie price.
why charlotte your a orangeminger
orangeminger by slipin kid December 29, 2009

orangemelon 

When you slap a tit repetetley over and over until it turns orange.
Oh dear you gave me an orangemelon the other day IT HURTS!

ornadementia 

the psycho-emotional drive to possess and acquire larger quantities of holiday decorations than reasonable persons would find excessive - for example, enough ornaments to overfill several more Christmas trees than safely fit into one’s home; ornadementia can in severe cases grow into an obsession for constantly buying ever more home décor of any category.
OMG, I don’t care that it’s 60% off! We don’t need another plastic statuette of Marilyn Monroe on any of our four Christmas trees! It’s just your ornadementia telling you that we need it, grrrl - just take a deep breath and hand me your wallet for safekeeping. Do it now.

Orangemonade 

The mixture of Orange juice and Lemonade. A great drink.
Jack-Bob: Im thirsty.
Reny-Jo: Really,, what do you want?
Jack-Bob: I gotta taste for Orange juice and Lemonade.
Reny-Jo: Well go to my fridge grab the Orangemonade.
Jack-Bob: the What??
Reny-Jo: Orangemonade, I made it myself:)
Orangemonade by Love Luis November 3, 2010