observational humor

The ability to laugh rather than weep upon seeing one's accurate reflection.

Paul awoke the morning of his 60th birthday and examined his face closely in the mirror. Laughing wryly at the sight, he vowed never to perform that act again. Observational humor, in this case, only went so far.

observational humor by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

Observater

Variant of the word observator, a term used to discribe a person who conducts or implements the act of visual inspection or investigation.

The observater was trusted for pointing all the minor cracks on the wall of the recently repaired vessel

Observater by Danondanyo May 23, 2020

initial observation 

An initial observation is the measurement that you take before you start any process that might cause a change. When you compare your subsequent observations with the initial one, you will see whether any change has taken place, and you will be able to measure the change.

The coach's Initial observation to his players will help him find out about the strengths and weaknesses of his players.

initial observation by mc4bball September 26, 2017

observant 

An individual that percieves details that are most times left unonticed.

Person A: Have you met Sailesh Naidu and Nhu-Mai Simon?
Person B: Yeah, those two are beastinly observant.

observant by Sailesh Naidu August 4, 2006

lesbian observation 

when a girl notices that another girl's nipples are erect

Amber: WTF!! Your nipples are hard!!!
Savannah: What? You got a problem with it?!? You totally gave a lesbian observation!

lesbian observation by ilovechrisandme February 5, 2012

Observeering 

Driving erratically from the result of looking around too much.

Observeering results in crossing the yellow line or going into the ditch.

Observeering by Design diva July 21, 2012

observationalist

An observationalist is a person who makes a statement based on real-world assessments (observational comment) about specific people, places, and events happening around them. Observations are unlike racist or stereotype comments that are generalized statements about a group of people.

Antonyms: racism, stereotypes.

Remember kids, it's cool to be an observationalist. However, tossing around stereotypes or racist comments is never cool. Know the difference!

Stereotype: "All Asians are good at math."

An Observationalist says: "Those Asian kids (over there) are human Ti89s. Each one of them scored in the 98% percentile or higher of the math section of the SATs."

Stereotype: "All priests rape little boys."

An Observationalist says: "That priest is a pedophile. I saw him ask an eight year old boy if he could pillage his cornhole with the holy disco stick."

observationalist by JewClaw May 17, 2011