Hard-nosed 

A tough, straightforward, take-no-prisoners way of carrying oneself. Hard-nosed people may not be sensitive or tactful, but they are gritty and tackle problems head-on.

Person 1: Heard about some guy named Collin Klein today, apparently he's in the Heisman race..?

Person 2: Yeah bro, he's the quarterback for K-state. That kid plays old school hard-nosed football.

OR

Marine 1: You hear about the gunny sarge? He took a bullet to the leg and didn't even notice. Wiped out the whole sniper nest by himself.

Marine 2: That hard-nosed SOB.

Hard-nosed by FisherofMen October 20, 2012

noped the fuck out 

Leaving when you don't even want to TRY to handle the situation.

I was walking along at night, when I noticed someone down the street who seemed to be dancing, like waltzing. As I watched, he danced closer, and closer, and closer. I looked away for a second or two to see if anyone else was around, and when I looked back, he had crossed the street to my side, and then crouched down. And then he stopped. I noticed that he had this terrifying cartoon smile on his face. I passed him, being vigilant. He continued to dance away from me in the other direction. He got fairly far away and I started to feel better.

And then I heard the dancing stop, and someone running toward me from his direction. I noped the fuck out, and ran like hell.

noped the fuck out by happycookie August 21, 2013

Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey 

The most chill monkey in the primate family. This ape is not afraid to dap up his homies and crack a cold one with you on a nice summer night. They are found in China but are chill enough to pay half of the rent if you wanna move somewhere else with it.

Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.

Guy 1: Yo this is my main man Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey, *daps him up* he pays half rent with me.
Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr

Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey by Bruhwhy22 April 11, 2021

Nosedicking 

Wearing a face mask so low as to have your nose sticking out.

Look at that guy nosedicking his mask, he's going to get us all sick!

Nosedicking by Jwensink85 July 28, 2020

nosedive

a sudden and large decrease

My confidence took a nosedive when I found I had been lied to.

nosedive by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2008

Your contribution has been noted 

A sarcastic phrase used after someone gives you their unwanted opinion or advice.

Debbie: "I think you should try being a bit more social with your workmates"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Karla: "I like your dress, but that's not really your colour"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Your contribution has been noted by just like honey July 1, 2017

Luz Noceda 

An otter with a dark side, Eda's adopted daughter, human witch, you cannot hate her or else. Character from the show The Owl House. She fell through a portal, ended up in the Demon Realm and is now trine get back home.

YOU CANNOT LEGALLY HATE LUZ NOCEDA!!!!

Luz Noceda by FANGIRL#2365 January 3, 2022