The Outskirts of Nowhere 

The place I moved because the middle of nowhere was too crowded.

ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Where do you live?
MAT: the outskirts of nowhere...
ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Lol why?
MAT: The middle of nowhere was too crowded!
BOTH: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Outskirts of Nowhere by artfoxMS April 6, 2015

nutsack of nowhere

a remote location with absolutely nothing of interest around

After driving for a 100 miles, we found a dive coffee shop in the nutsack of nowhere.

nutsack of nowhere by levine2112 November 25, 2007

Run to nowhere 

When a woman, who thinks that she is hotter than she is, in a public place like a gym, inexplicably starts and stops running without a a set destination. This happens most when said woman believes other patrons are checking her out.

Joe: Look at Adam's wife over there by the free weights. Did she get a boob job?
Bill: Yeah, but she's still not all that.
Joe: Lookout, stop staring at her, she's jogging this way.
Bill: No she's not, she stopped by the ellipticals.
Joe: Oh yeah, she was on a run to nowhere!

Run to nowhere by Fartface Jones. January 7, 2012

bumfuck nowhere 

1. A place in the middle of nowhere.
2. A place not worth mentioning, driving to, or remembering the name of
3. A town located in the middle of farmland or prairie land and it takes less than a minute to drive out of it. Example: Oil Springs, Ontario

I had to drive out to bumfuck nowhere to pick his drunk ass up.

bumfuck nowhere by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006

i'm not here to fuck spiders 

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"

At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!

i'm not here to fuck spiders by rahx April 9, 2015

Not here to fuck spiders 

Intentionally offbeat, blunt, and sarcastic Australian humor to exclaim that you mean business and you're not here to waste time.

It's also rhyming slang with "not here to kick the tires" of a car for sale, which has a similar meaning.

1. "So, are we going to the pub or what?"...Jono
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate, let's fuck this puppy."...Sambo

2. "Your first month on the job has been fantastic. Sales have gone through the roof"...Manager
"Well, I'm not here to fuck spiders. When I'm I going to get my commission check?...Sales rep

Not here to fuck spiders by Khe Sanh July 29, 2020

Nowhereland 

Slang for someplace barely on the map, usually featuring nature and very limited development, where nothing of any importance whatsoever is happening.

I’m looking at leaving the insanity of the city and have identified some Nowhereland towns that I can peacefully disappear into when I retire!

Nowhereland by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2020