ninth puppy

n. someone who is constantly doing things in a very awkward and vociferous manner as they squeam and squirm around trying to make sure they are not left out of the party or whatever might be going on; usually a very annoying person; it comes from there being 8 available tits to suck on (a dog that has just mothered a litter of puppies), and the 9th puppy is the one making all the ruckus trying to find a place to suck with no teets available.

Ninth puppies (esp. males) that grow up and obtain power are often consumed with the Napoleon complex or little man's syndrome.

My kid brother is such a ninth puppy. He's always nosing into what me and my friends are doing and won't just shut up and go away.

ninth puppy by MandMPlusJ March 6, 2008

Ninth Ward 

The Ninth Ward is a region of New Orleans, Louisiana that is located in the easternmost downriver portion of the city, gaining notoriety due to the catastrophic flooding it experienced during Hurricane Katrina in 2005. As a result, Ninth Ward is also a euphemism for the flooding or "downriver" that occurs when a woman is incredibly sexually excited.

That girl's pussy was so wet it was like the Ninth Ward.

I make that girl Ninth Ward wet.

Ninth Ward by VaSgro April 8, 2013

Ninth Circle Of Hell 

The deepest most vile part of Hell. Where Hell has literally frozen over trapping the dead souls in a frozen lake. From the book Dante's Inferno.

The ninth circle of Hell is were the devil himself lives.

Ninth Circle Of Hell by Taylor545 February 24, 2015

Ninth Wind

Southern slang for a wet fart. Typically demonstrated by anyone named Arthur or Tiffany.

Tiffany: *farts*
Person 2: oh God, that's a fucking ninth wind! My eyes! God my eyes!

Ninth Wind by JKSedrow August 1, 2016

ninth gate 

The act of sexual intercourse during an eclipse.

Did you guys see the eclipse on Monday? Jenny and I pulled a ninth gate! It's okay, we had protection - we made sure to wear the special glasses!

ninth gate by princesnoopy April 18, 2018

ninth-cousin-11X-removed

Ninth-cousin-eleven-times-removed (9C11R).

My ninth-cousin-11X-removed is a good person.

ninth-cousin-11X-removed by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Ninth Finger 

Ladies have eight fingers - not counting their thumbs - men meanwhile have nine!

Unlike the others the ninth finger isn’t located on either hand but instead can be found on a region just south of the belly button.

Unlike the other fingers it is abnormal in size and appearance, there is no finger nail, and when correctly stimulated limited excretion of a white milky liquid may occur.

The existence of the ninth finger has stumped clueless female virgins for millennia!

Put your pants back on boy! I don't want to see your ninth finger.

Ninth Finger by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010