To be Nigeled signifies the state induced by drinking alcoholic beverages from 10 am until 10 am the next day whilst having sex with at least 12 females within that short time frame.

"Oh mate, I went to tape last night and got absolutely nigeled "
"How many females did you have a sexual intercourse with that night ?”
"Not sure, I believe 34"
" Nice, you were indeed nigeled "

Nigeled by BTC_Nigel October 25, 2018

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Nigellism

A religion where one worships Nigella Lawson and her luscious cooking.

Person 1: Oi mate, pray to God.
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I believe in Nigellism.

Nigellism by S156 November 7, 2010

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Nigella

The most wonderfully witty and gracefully intelligent beauty alive. Nigella is my both intelligent and gorgeous daughter! Everyone loves her beautiful bright smile, her carasmatic walk and sparkling eyes. She's my Jellybean and she makes the world a better place. Mommy and Daddy love you Nigella~Gilly "J-illy" Jelly Bean! :) Muah xoxo

2 people in the wold with the name Nigella = Our 5 month old baby beauty and famous world renound chef and drop dead gorgeous Nigella Lawson :)

Nigella by Mommyness November 30, 2013

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Nigelling

An effect exhibited in overcrowded offices, where nigellated individuals, who are not important enough to have desks, are forced to sit in the gaps between other people's chairs in the office, taking up a portion of the two neighboring desks, and invading the rightful desk space of those persons.

Kev: "Why is that retarded n00b nigel sitting so close to Tom?

Dan: "There are too many people in this office, just look - extensive nigelling in every area, not just next to Tom"

Nigelling by Choobs McGoobs May 27, 2010

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