Inspired by Gilbert Gottfried's impression of an old Groucho Marx where he explains why the Marx Brothers took jobs on terrible projects late in their career.
A disclaimer for any time you quote something from Wikipedia as fact. Acknowledges that it isn't the world's most "reliable" source, but it's still good enough for you to use.
Drew: I heard the old Red Ranger from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers is gay, citation needed.
Cody: Yeah, I heard thatelephant populations have tripled in three years, citation needed.
One of the Wikipedia's most used phrases. Means that thewikipedian who wrote something before it, could be putting his/her own point of view or even lying.
Someone often found in deep thought usually sitting in the position of The Thinker by Auguste Rodin except he is found sitting on a keg instead of a rock. While in the "thinking position" the Neeley often is a source of of knowledge, wisdom and crude humor. The Neeley is also a a great philosopher who finds pleasure in Pillaging, Drinking, Flogging, and Wenching. Neeleys' are often complimented for their diverse and intellectual vocabulary and for their beard growing and drinking abilities. Neeleys' also tend to be loyal friends and are often described as large teddy bears.
Wow...he is such a Neeley. What Would Neeley Do? That was such a Neeley move! Grizzly Adams had a beard, but nothing beats a Neeley beard! philosophy wenching drinking pillaging flogging beard