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Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.
"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)
Making the Bald Man Cry by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day 

April 18, 2018. just stop. -ali
National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day - it’s getting out of control

Muxingzi 

Female; an adorable, yet mad Chinese girl who looks like a potato and behaves like a wild puppy.
She was very Muxingzi today.
Look at her, what a Muxingzi she is!!!
Muxingzi by ufo007 September 14, 2016

Fishy Fishy, making it stinky 

Fishy fishy making it stinky is a phrase that was birthed in the movie Goat Story that was reviewed once by the amazing Kurtis Conner. Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth
"Hey! Now my plans are fishy and stinky who did this?"

"Sorry dude but I saw Sara fishy fishy making it stinky earlier!"
"What does that mean?"
"Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth!"
"Oh, ok."
"Fishy Fishy, making it stinky is a phrase that was birthed in the movie Goat Story that was reviewed once by the amazing Kurtis Conner. Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth!"
"Oh wow thanks"

making coffee

When a person partakes in gossip, but misconstrues the details and often gets the story wrong.
Kevin told me the tea about my boyfriend’s infidelity, but I think he’s just making coffee.
making coffee by t3aspiller March 5, 2019

Toilet Musing 

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.
Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.
Toilet Musing by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011