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Moosie by TwoGangTay November 6, 2022

Moosie Pie 

Performed when you have extremely explosive diarrhea;

Squat on top of a chick and spray her genitalia and the insides of her thighs and then squish her legs together, making a "Moosie Pie"
Last night Mark got good coverage on his moosie pie and coated Anna's legs!
Moosie Pie by Sudoer October 25, 2010

moosie moo 

a cute dog named tabitha who goes by the nick name tabby. some people may know her by ‘moosie moo’. she lives a peaceful life and likes to sleep and eat and play. she is small and has a heart spot located on her back. she is loved by many.
omg who’s that cute dog that just ran by?

that’s tabby! she goes by the name moosie moo sometimes.

halaay moosie 

someone who laughs at everything, and loves giant hairy sasquatch men.
i saw halaay moosie giving the giant hairy sasquatch man head yesterday, woo!

big moosie 

You know you see a big moosie when their eyes are already shrink-wrapped in tears. Knees together. And those awkward little steps.
big moosie by trollmad3 February 1, 2022
The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.
When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!