Monticello 

Small town in southern Kentucky situated on Lake Cumberland. Unless you were born here, you are NOT from here. You could live here for 50 years and still be an outsider.

If you are not from here and decide to visit, heed this word of advise..."do not leave the paved road!"

Middle of nowhere where roads were built to let the people out.

Local: "Use ain't from round these parts, is use?"
Outsider: "I seem to be lost"
Local: chkk-chkk "Use bedder git ta goin"
Outsider: "Can you..."

POW (sound of gunfire)

An outsider was going through Monticello to Lake Cumberland when he made a wrong turn toward Bugwood and nobody ever saw him again. Reckon he didn't listen.

Primary language spoken is Hillbilly. An interpreter may be needed for outsiders.

Monticello by Dangerous Grace June 29, 2009

Monticello 

Our village had about 4000 in 1960 but who knows now bc them dumb fucks didn’t update it but we have the G’s the wanna b G’s and the wierdos people get harassed and kicked and slapped a lot hear to because it’s filled with caelums and almost everyone is an asswipe. The sign that says welcome to Monticello should warn you that you may be mugged by a swarm of 7th graders. YAY MONTICELLO.

Person 1- what’s wrong with your voice Jamall... have you been in Monticello?

Person 2- yeah ma dude I was in fucking Monticello for a weekend... it smells like shit:(

Monticello by Your neighborHOOD asswipe January 17, 2018

monticello mn 

Monticello is a fun but boring town. It has a community center a walmart and a target that white kids go to after school. Its population is 95% white people. The kids like to get kicked out of the stores.

Emily: "Hey lets go to target in monticello mn a and get kicked out for fun"
Derek " sounds like fun to me, then we go to walmart and get kicked out to"

monticello mn by Monticello12qw November 5, 2017

Monticello High School 

A school that u go to and u find condoms all over the floor and people giving handjobs in public but overall the students are pretty chill

Mom: how was the track meet at Monticello High School
Person: it was good I saw a girl giving someone a handjobbehind the bleachers

Monticello High School by Henry Ford Mustang May 10, 2017

monticello middle school 

the monticello middle school is a place where we like to label everyone. like some people are the “vapers” some people are “sluts” and lots more. the girls in 8th grade like to have beef. the girls in 6th grade make musicallys everyday of there life. and 7th graders are just annoying

“monticello middle school is full of hoes”
“ikr and vapers”

monticello middle school by pwkxiwnbcc May 4, 2018

Monticello mn 

Monticello or methicello where you come to get stabbed in the back fucked over and betrayed it's a pretty shitty town where half the people you know are on some sorta drug secretly but I mean it's in the name methicello

Monticello mn =Snitchs drugs backstabbers hoes

Monticello mn by TheTruthManOnGod February 1, 2018

monticello middle school 

Where everybody has sex with everybody the see. Popular people think the can send nudes ever day and boys jerk off to those sluts. Oh and everybody in there is fake.

I went to Monticello Middle school and got a STD.

monticello middle school by AnonymousBITCH668764 May 9, 2018