Monmouth University 

The Whitest school in the United States. Extremely over priced tuition. Were rich over-privilged New Jersey kids attend college. Easy classes, social circles and cliques that are high school like. You have to go off campus to have any sort of fun. Girls here(even the minority girls) only go for white guys unless you're an athlete. People avoid friendship, conversation, eye contant with people who are different then them. Perfect place to go if you want to avoid contact with other cultures.

I drive from Monmouth University up to Rutgers every Thursday night because I actually want to have a fun night.

Monmouth University by ku November 3, 2004

monmouth beach 

scum

person 1-"Wow we must be in monmouth beach!"
person 2-"How can you tell?"
person1- "Just look at all of the scummy people walking around"

monmouth beach by i dont live in mb.... June 29, 2010

Monmouth girl school 

They all think that they are really relevant and always tell people that they are not rich because they spend all there money on school. When they are in there locker rooms they start kissing and licking each other out, while when they get change for swimming they all just take there clothes off and decide to run there pussys because they don’t see boys they all turn lesbian. Always say to other schools ye we pretend to like her but they actually love each other

James: what’s it like being in a girl school
Abbie: well it’s so Monmouth girl school

Monmouth girl school by Themonmouthdestroyer August 7, 2019

Monmouth Comp 

A school where the teachers worship a black square as art.

Monmouth Comp is a bad school because there is a cult that worships Kazimir Malevich's art.

Monmouth Comp by God is Dog Backwards June 3, 2020

Monmouth University 

Community collge with a price tag on it. Modified high school. A school that punishes students that plagiarize with a B instead of an A. A school that gives out A's to prevent girls from crying. A school that will cost you an arm and a leg to go to for a worthless education. Only local rich kids will attend the school. And, no, the sports teams aren't any good. It's not hard to be on the top of a division that consists of reject high school players.

1. He got into Monmouth University with a 900 on his SAT.

2. She went to Monmouth University to recieve training as a bad high school teacher.

Monmouth University by ana hineb September 28, 2005

Monmouth University 

Monmouth is a school where people ACTUALLY care about each other. It has an undergrad and grad program, is NCAA Division I (our soccer teams are always top ten), and has awesome facilities. The students are really passionate about everything and the administration really listens. There is always something to do and the girls were rated number 1 in Playboy University! That should be reason enough ;] GO HAWKS.

Dude, Monmouth University is awesome and the girls are BANGIN'.

Monmouth University by MUHAWKSFLYTOGETHER October 7, 2010

Monmouth University 

The bitch above is an idiot. Monmouth University is a place were a bunch of cool ass mother fuckers go, get a damn education, and party on the weekends. Our sports kick ass, good as teams all around, always on top of the NEC. School would be 10 times better if the town would let us develop.

I am happy to say I am graduating from Monmouth University.

Monmouth University by D Cep March 31, 2005