Moistie 

A moistie is a young girl (preferably between the ages of 16 and 16 and 1/2) who, while illegal to sleep with, can clean your house, water your lawn, make you dinner, etc. Moisties like to be around males 3-5 years older than they are, and often get 'played'. Every hot girl was once a moistie (See Moistie Alumni) or will be a moistie (See Moistie Cadet).

Hailing from a cool way of saying "wet behind the ears", some say the origin of 'moistie' traces back to 2000 in Los Alamos, NM.

Clean, moistie...
Suck, moistie...
Go home, moistie.

Moistie by NastyNas December 20, 2004

Moistie Alumni 

A girl who is now legal to hit on and take home, but who was definitely a moistie when she was 16. She is said to have 'graduated' from Moistie University after taking the appropriate, hilariously named, 'classes'.

Joe: "Hey there"
Jane: "Hi"
Joe: "I bet you were a hot-ass moistie back in the day"
Jane: "Way back in the day"
Joe: "That makes you a moistie alumni"

Moistie Alumni by NastyNas December 20, 2004

Moistie Cadet 

A moistie cadet is a girl who is too young to be a moistie, but has greater than a 90% chance to become a moistie when she turns 16.

Joe1: "Damn, look at those hot-ass moisties"
Joe2: "Let's see their faces"
Joe1: "Whoa, they're like 13, but they're definitely (moistie) cadets"

Moistie Cadet by NastyNas December 20, 2004

Raging Moistie

Orihinally created and defined by Pete McInerney (deceased) 2017.

Exceptionally moist vagina,. Can be abbreviated to RM. #RM

Also ragingest of raging moisties with a capital raging moistie

I want to be so attracted to him that I get a raging moistie.
She had the ragingest of raging moisties.

Raging Moistie by Raging moistie lover February 2, 2019

moistoe 

Moistoe, a very hot, funny, inspirational tiktoker who makes the best content.

“ Moistoe is my favorite mutual! “

moistoe by wipuo June 25, 2021

Moistism

An unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.

Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.

1.

Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".

Person B: Actually it was only 96.

2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.

Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.

3.

Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.

Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.

Person B: F*** you.

Moistism by Antopoly Oburnass March 4, 2011

moisteaddison 

the worst fan page to ever exist <3

go kys moisteaddison

moisteaddison by lilly 247 October 12, 2021