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Step up to the microphone 

euphemism - oral sex, giving head, blow job
technique of singing kareoke & playing the pink oboe are strikingly similar.
i.e. grab the microphone with both hands and belt out some classics.
That bird from last night was frigid, she didnt even step up to the microphone.

I pulled a dog last night, but fair play, she stepped up to the microphone and sung a few hits.

Spanish Microphone 

When you put hot sauce in your anus and have a partner out their lips up to your cheeks and then your defalcate in their mouth.
I just gave my brother a messy spanish microphone

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>

microphone check 

A form of foreplay, when a woman gives head before or during sex.
"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."

"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"
microphone check by Then8ie December 24, 2013

Microphone check 

Is marijuana smoke or vape pulled through any the users device of choice.
Man she’s trippin’ she needs to go check the fuck out of a damn microphone.

I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!

Meat Microphone

My girl and I were fooling around and I told her I couldn't hear what she was saying, and she needed to speak into my meat microphone.
Meat Microphone by rack757 November 10, 2011