Mexi-glow 

The unmistakable scent of Mexican food that stubbornly clings to one's clothes, hair, and/or skin after dining at a Mexican restaurant. Individuals who fall victim to Mexi-glow tend to possess a 1 - 2 foot atmospheric radius of Mexican food odor around his or her person. Mexi-glow typically lasts longer than a 24 hour period before gradually wearing off; but, in some cases, it has been reported to linger on clothing for over a fortnight (particularly jackets).

Michael: What is wrong with you?

Blake: A baby behind me at Avogadro's got fajitas. It's the Mexi-glow, I have it.

Michael: What a jerk.

Mexi-glow by MorningX June 15, 2011

Mexi-Asian 

When one of your best friends is Mexican but kinda looks Asian too.

Hey where's my Mexi-Asian?

Mexi-Asian by D-Monkey February 27, 2018

mexi-cock 

A term often used to describe the inherently large cocks of men of Mexican descent. Urban legends has it the Chipotle burrito was sized to demonstrate the average measurements of a mexi-cock.

There's nothing worse than being second in line to a mexi-cock in a gang bang.

mexi-cock by Dr. OTTer, PhD July 20, 2008

mexi bowl 

This is a bizarre and incredibly graphic contest that illegals have in the factory restrooms where they work. Whoever can fill the bowl with steaming, parasite ridden crap without it spilling over wins something stupid (Maybe a rim job, I don't know.)

I'm going to Conoco to use the rest room. The illegals are having a mexi bowl again today. Let's take a picture to show the old man.

mexi bowl by Running out of patience February 3, 2008

mexi-can 

1. The opposite of mexicant
2. A person of mexican heritage that is good at what he does
3. Danny Trejo (Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Machete)

Danny Trejo is the most badass mexi-can of all time

mexi-can by RyanJ. July 13, 2007

Mexi-cock 

A term used to describe the large penis of a man of Mexican descent. The statistically conservative average Mexican penis length is measured to be 6 inches--statistically speaking being rather large, with many men having penises upwards of 7 and 8. This is a consistent measurement compared to other Latin American countries that are demographically similarly, like Peru or Ecuador who are well over 6 inches, with the exception that Mexico’s higher obesity rate masks the true length of the average penis.

Jennifer: Oh my god! You wouldn’t believe last night! I had a Mexi-cock just stretch me out last night and I fucking loved it!

Mexi-cock by Jane Buttersmith July 25, 2020

mexi_halsey 

A being that is halsey's #1 fan and loves her hair and is mexican🤘

The mexi_halsey is a rare type of human being.

mexi_halsey by brownie_halsey March 28, 2022