messican

A dish consisting of all kinds of Mexican style food (such as beans, cheese, sour cream, seasoned meat) all mixed up in a bowl eaten warm using tortilla chips.

Yum, this messican isn’t Mexican food but it sure is good!

messican by Cattaca October 1, 2020

Messican

Description of Brendan Schaub’s Wife

Wrinks:
How’s the wife Bapa?

Bapa:
That damn Messican and her Hot Cheetos…

Messican by Homeless cat 115000 March 13, 2023

Messican

1. Noun- Bapas (Brendan Schaub) attempt at pronouncing Mexican. His term of endearment for his slob of a do-nothing wife.
2. Adjective- way to describe a middle aged redacted Italian female who's only goal in life is to seek attention. Also a female attempting to live above her means. Consistently buying hype clothing and items so they can be used in Instagram posts and then attempt to resell said items to even more redacted people. Only pays attention to Chombies for more social media posts.

The Messicans mother will have her house sold the minute Brenda Snob needs money.

Messican by We Don't Madder March 26, 2024

Messcan 

Mexican male fresh outa jail... Tatted up wit a glock.

Mexican male pushin through the border... dealin to the old school tv crowd... Haha

Mexican male.

Messcan: Fuck wit a messcan girl...

Girl: Here's my number.

Messcan by youngg13 February 26, 2013

messycan 

Pun on the pronunciation of mexican (messy-can). Used as an insult, hinting one is messy, dirty, poor, etc.

Get that messycan off my yard!

messycan by UltimateTomato August 23, 2009

Messianic 

Messianic Judaism is a modern syncretic religious movement that combines Christianity (most importantly, the belief that Jesus is the Jewish messiah) with elements of Judaism and Jewish tradition.

Becky: “hey Randy are you jewish or Christian”
Randy: “I’m Messianic, I believe in both the old testament and new testament.”

Messianic by John Abendana January 14, 2021

Jessica Messica

When someone asks you your name and you totally lie and say Jessica and they ask for your last name and the best last name you can think of is Messica. So now everyone who’s name is Jessica you call Jessica Messica :)

Guy: “what’s your name?”
Me: Jessica Messica

Jessica Messica by Bdbdhfnsvxb June 21, 2018