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Melissa High School 

School in Melissa, Texas where 30% of the population is in the upper class, 50% is in the middle class, and 20% is in the lower class, although the lower class still finds a way to afford iPhone XS Maxes and juul pods every week to feed their nicotine addiction. Rednecks get drunk at bonfires every weekend and sport their brand new Dodge Cummins. The spoiled rich kids bump Drake and Lil Baby in the new Mercedes their daddy bought them. The middle class kids are pretty average.
Person 1: Have you been to Melissa High School?

Person 2: Yup, it’s a piece of shit don’t go there
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A girl who is the best kind you can find. She's smart, one-of-a-kind, adorable, sweet, sexy, hot, amazing, talented, beautiful, bitchy, evil, diabolical, and she's gonna take over the world one day. Watch out, cuz that girl has a great attitude she knows how to use! Awesome body, too.....
Ugly girl: I wish I was a Melis. They're amazing
Melis by yoyoyo45272 December 30, 2016
To perform a sexual act on another individual on public or group transport (such as a bus, train or plane). Sometimes but not always by a girl named Melissa.
"I fully saw this girl give this guy a Melsy on the train the other day"

or

"We were all so drunk on the way back from the wedding that Mel gave James a full 'Melsy' in front of everyone"
Melsy by DJ Japeye January 28, 2019
A very shy girl at first but once she's comfortable with you she can be the funnest girl to be around. She can be a lil moody at times but, aren't all girls that way. You have to be very patient with her to. No matter what she does she always has good intention. When your with a Melissa you have to be very trust worthy because she trusts with all her heart. Lets not for get about the love you get from her. When she loves she loves for real and its that type of love that you don't want to go away. If you love a Melissa it would be like losing everything and everyone you have. I love you babe
There are no words to describe Melissa.
Melissa by GolfWangHooligan August 27, 2011
To have a nuclear meltdown at the slightest mention of something negative about you on the interwebz.
I just wrote teal was a shit colour and went all Meltstaff.

Is there anything that flog won't meltstaff about?
Meltstaff by Campaigner February 19, 2015
Greek name meaning bee! A truly amazing friend with a pure heart can be a bit rebellious at times! She always has a smile on her face and will cheer you up whenever you need! She knows when to crack a joke! She'll be ure BEST Friend and is very humerous! shes a stunner and truly beautiful!
person 1 "They must be a Melissa"
Person 2 "Why?"
Person 1 "Because shes smiling, like all the time"